num 1:
A doct. is called to a seriously ill patient. he dashes into the room, sits down on the patient's bed, then after a few."minutes calls out the door:"please give me a hammer."a relatives are surprised by the request, but the doctor's word is an order. a little later, he again look out the door. " quickly, a pair of pincers!" they hand him one of those too with urgency but in a little while, the doctor again begins to yell:" now a chisel,hurry!"concerned they asked,"but doctor,for God's sake, what are u doing there?"he answered,"i can't open my bag!".....
num 2:
Sam shows up at a revival meeting, seeking help." i need yo to pray for my hearing,"he tell the preacher. the preacher puts his fingers on sam's ears and prays and prays. when he's done, he ask," how our hearing now?" i don't know," says sam. "i don't go to court till next tuesday."
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